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Posted: 3/28/2003 2:22 PM
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How Do I Know if I Bleed Green?
I have the sneaking suspicion that I bleed green. At least my wife swears so. How can I tell without cutting myself? John from Idaho
1. Do you wear a John Deere belt buckle to church?
2. Do you have a “green and yellow” theme in your master bathroom?
3. Do you have a lighted John Deere sign hanging in the bedroom for romantic reasons?
4. Do you sing karaoke to the country song “John Deere Green?”
5. Do you always carry a John Deere pen and/or pocketknife?
6. Do you brush your teeth in front of a John Deere mirror?
7. Do you send out Christmas cards with a John Deere theme?
8. Do you have any children named John?
9. Do you drink coffee out of a John Deere mug?
10. Do you go “Deere” hunting year-round?